The Figurine Man

Heaven forbid you would ever want to run into Berny, a guy obsessed with ALL things George Burns including a huge collection of George Burns figurines, many of which he carries around in his pants pockets. This story follows the harrowing experience of Franconia, the waitress at The Happy Hobo Restaurant and the LOVE INTEREST of this Berny cad. See how she manages to squash this wacko. Accompanied by a healthy number of T. wEieR illustrations, this 28 page mini novellete will have you wondering about the next "Berny" you meet! $2.25 ppd!
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